ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

(Source: alluka)

jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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